Ace reporter Jake Tapper is making the rounds of talk shows, touting his new book, where he shares his discovery that President Biden might not have been as sharp as everyone thought.

“His staff just hid his infirmities so well, that no one could tell he might not be as sharp as he used to be,” Tapper said. “It took all of my investigative skills to dig out the truth about the President.”

Now seeing President Biden in a new light, here are other discoveries Tapper has made.

Jar Jar Binks was not a popular Star Wars character – Tapper now wishes he had not invested most of his retirement funds in Jar Jar Binks memorabilia.

Governor Walz was a masterful choice for Kamala’s running mate – Tapper now concedes that “the Jew, Josh Shapiro, might have been a better choice even though he supports Israel.”

Nominating Kamala Harris without holding any primaries – Concedes that maybe the Democrats should have held a few primaries. “But she was so good with Venn diagrams.”

Passing on Bit Coin – “Kinda wished I’d dropped a few million from one of my paychecks into it when it launched.” (As does the entire staff of meridian-street.com)

Pink Stanley Tumbler purchase – “I thought my wife was kidding when she asked me to stop by Target on the way home from CNN. I had to sleep in the guest wing of our mansion for a week.”

Maybe it wasn’t only women and children coming across the southern border – “All the stories we ran on CNN just showed women and children immigrating. Who knew there were gang members and drug dealers coming too?”

Peanut the Squirrel might not have had it coming – Tapper now concedes, that maybe, the state of New York might have over-reacted when it murdered the popular YouTube star. “But it was just a rodent,” Tapper still says.