After accomplishing all of his major goals in the first 6 months of his second presidency,* what will Donald Trump do with the rest of his term? Here’s what is on his to-do list.

Have his face painted on the tail of Air Force One just like the Alaskan native on Alaska Airlines airplanes.

Replace his Presidential salary with tips, so he doesn’t have to pay any taxes on it.

Finish gilding the interior of the White House, then gild the outside.

Rename the newly gilded Presidential Home, the “Gold House.”

Reprise his Home Alone appearance with a cameo in Macaulay Culkin’s return to the franchise in Home Alone Again: McCallister Massacre.

Beat Space X to Mars because that will really hurt Elon.

Purchase a Ford electric F150, because that will really hurt Elon.

Think of new ways to insult reporters.

Join AARP and get a free trunk organizer.

Open a new email account so he can get Netflix again at the new customer price.

Keep suing TV networks until he has enough money to build the “biggest most beautiful best Presidential Library ever.”

Finish the “Statue Garden of Heroes,” but all 200 statues are of Trump.

Declare a national holiday when he wins his 100,000th appeal overturning a District Court universal injunction.

Declare Mar-a-lago a National Park so it is exempt from taxes and then assign all the “hot” Park Rangers to work there.

Due to space limitations, we had to limit the list to what Trump will do over the next 6 months of his second term.

*Except for the Ukraine/Russia war, but that is the fault of that rascally, rascal, Putin.