While planning for President Biden’s Presidential Library is well under way,* President Trump’s Library is in the early design stages. Here’s what we know so far.

Funding: Early funding for the project has been provided by ABC and CBS, who have a penchant for slandering the President.

The first artist’s conception looks suspiciously like Mar-a-lago.

The Library will have two halves, separated by long hallway where visitors have to don COVID masks and then walk from one section to the next past dioramas showing Joe Biden peeking out of a basement window, an endless mob of illegal immigrants crossing the border, and a printing press spewing out worthless money.

There are rumors that there will be an animatronic Joe Biden that will sniff visitors’ hair and then wander randomly around the room like a Roomba.

The north half of the library will be known as MAGA 1 and the southern half of the library will be known as MAGA 2. The connecting corridor will be known as Biden Hell Hall.

The visiting scholars apartment wing will have bedrooms named Mt. McKinley, the Gulf of America, Alligator Alley, and Fort Bragg.

There will be a runway for the Qatar gifted luxury 747 that the former President can use to come and go.

As you approach the MAGA 2 section, there is a theater playing an endless loop of the June 27 Trump vs. Biden debate that ended Biden’s presidential run.

Courageous visitors can enter the Politician House of Horrors, where “lawmakers” like Nancy Pelosi, Jasmine Crockett, and Chuck Schumer suddenly pop out and jump-scare the hell out of you. Kamala Harris’s cackle plays continuously in the background.

In the MAGA 1 section, there will be a fun hands-on exhibit called Hillary Hilarity, where guests can create emails that might have been some of the 33,000 emails that Hillary Clinton deleted.

The planned Elon Musk tribute room has been scratched from the design.

At publishing time there were rumors that while all visitors are welcome, foreign visitors will have to pay a 50% tariff on tickets. Canadians 100%.

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