Concerned about the threat of bad weather to their fans, the Steve Miller Band has cancelled all of their scheduled concerts. The band issued a statement explaining their decision.

“Last August when we played Phoenix it was like 100 every day, and when we were in Seattle it rained a lot. And dang it was cold in Buffalo last February. Oh, and every time we play Vegas one of the band disappears for days, and comes back hungover and married to a dancer named Tangerine or Sparkle.”

The band spokesperson declined to explain how the Vegas incidents were related to climate change.

To get public reaction, meridian-street.com sent one of our crack reporters out on the street for man theys on the street interviews.

Wanda (Millennial) – Have they considered playing indoor venues?

L’Lexi (Gen Z) – Who?

George (Baby Boomer) – Can you speak up? Are they still alive? Huh. Cancelled? I couldn’t go anyway. Bad hip.

Jose (Gen Z) – You’re not with ICE, are you? Never heard of that band. I mostly like mariachi.

Monica (Baby Boomer) – I think there was a band named something like that back in the 70’s. That’s them? People pay to hear them?

Lyla (Gen Z) – Are they influencers or what? Do they have a YouTube channel? Climate change? I think they said something about that climate stuff in school.

Ollie (Gen Alpha) – Mama says we can gets ice cream.

Luna (Gen Beta) – Goo goo gah gah.

There you have it, the public is shocked into a new level of awareness by the courageous action of the Steve Miller Band.