Insiders report that former President Biden has a deal with a prominent publisher for his autobiography. However, the book is overdue because the President’s ghost writer is having difficulty confirming highlights of the President’s life.

Due to our extensive connections, Meridian-street.com has obtained the ghost writer’s outline of the book so far.

Squared off with a bully called Corn Pop. ?

Came from a family of coal miners.

Drove an 18-wheeler.

Earned 3 degrees in college.

Had a full academic scholarship in law school.

Graduated in the top half of his law class.

Elder son died in Iraq.

Wife almost killed in house fire.

Was at Ground Zero day after 9/11.

Wife is a doctor. ???Sort of?

Uncle Bosie eaten by cannibals.

Beat Medicare. What does that mean????

Likes chocolate chip ice cream. √

At publishing time there were rumors that Biden had fired his ghost writer and would use an A.I. instead, since A.I.’s have no concern with accuracy.