Creating new adjectives to capture our society is fun and easy. All you need to do is attach “‘esque” to any noun. Here are some examples.

A.O.C.esque – A state in which a person’s attractiveness is inversely related to his or her IQ.

Bernieesque (alternate spelling: Berniesque) – Delusional belief that, if done right, socialism is the answer to all social problems, despite never having worked anywhere, ever.

Bidenesque – A verbal technique that involves smooshing words together, mumbling, rapidly spewing nonsense, and delivering the mess with a soupçon of anger.

Food Truckesque – A persistent irrational belief that Food Trucks are fine dining.

Hitleresque – Being a murderous authoritarian autocrat. Synonym; Trumpesque.

Kamalaesque – Talking in word salads which are words that are spoken salad-like and convey nothing. Must be delivered with excess sincerity.

meridian-street.comesque – Something that is hilariously funny, day in and day out.

Mulvaneyesque – A feminist vision of what a man can be.

Newsomesque – State of being where you actually think you can become President despite having utterly failed at being a governor.

Peanutthesquirrelesque – An irrational urge to kill innocent rodent YouTube stars.

Portlandesque – Belief that what beautiful cities need are homeless camps, graffiti, open drug use, rampant shoplifting, and fewer police.

Sydney Sweeneyesque – Two meanings. 1. A not so subtle message promoting whiteness, eugenics, and anti body positivity. 2. Very hot!

Trumpesque – Three meanings. 1. Saying something crazy that turns out to be true; 2. Saying something crazy that turns out to be crazy; 3. Synonym for Hitleresque.

Vanceesque (alternate spelling: Vancesque) – The feeling that the next person you meet could be your last, ever.

Walzesque – A feminist vision of what a man should be.

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