First the Rose Garden remodel, then new flag poles, and now a White House Ballroom. As President Trump reshapes the President’s House, meridian-street.com can reveal that the next building project will be a money bin for all the tariffs that are being collected.

“My plan is working,” President Trump said. “They said it wouldn’t work but they were wrong. Bringing in a lot of money. A lot! So we need somewhere to put it. So, I said, why not a bin? Like Uncle Scrooge’s got. So we had the cartoonist that drew Uncle Scrooge’s money bin design it.”

Concept drawings of the interior of the building show mounds of loose currency, including coins, and an observation deck.

“That deck’s so people can see me rolling around in all that money I got for the country,” Trump said. I got it. Biden didn’t. I got it.”

When a reporter mumbled that his idea was looney tunes, the President immediately corrected him.

“That’s fake news. It’s actually Disney. Completely different studio. Go sit in the back. All the way back. Further.”

From way in the back, our reporter could not hear the rest of the press conference.