As President Trump negotiates with Putin to end the Ukrainian war, he and the Russian leader have discussed several deals. Meridian-street.com has the list of what Trump has offered.

Canada – They’re used to living in a frozen land and having restricted free speech already.

California – Let the Russians deal with that mess.

Oregon – When the governor heard California might be traded, of course she volunteered to do whatever CA does.

Sydney Sweeney – But Russia would also have to give back the Crimea and a country to be occupied in the future.

Taiwan – Take that chess move China.

Bernie Sanders and A.O.C. – They can show you how wonderful socialism can be if done right so you can give it another try.

Caitlin Clark and whatever team she plays for – While tempted, Putin demanded the whole WNBA, but we’re not giving up that national treasure!

Meridian-street.com – We can’t believe we were put on the table, but kinda flattered too.* Does the gig pay?

20 million illegal aliens – Putin is considering it, since they could use hard working, tax paying, law abiding Maryland men.

That is the current state of negotiations but as news breaks, we will have updates.

*We might have made this one up.