President Trump has been using “Thank you for your attention to this matter,” as a closing for his memos. The phrase serves both as a closing as well as mocking the subject of the memo.

While briefly effective, the president is now seeking new bait to distract the news piranha. Here are some of the closing phrases he is considering.

“I am Donald Trump, and I approve this message.”

“I have to go now, I’m having a catch with Barron.”

“That’ll do. That’ll do.”

“And that’s all I’ve got to say about that!”

“Tomorrow’s another day, thanks to me.”

“Frankly, I don’t give a damn about what you think.”

“Sincerely, your watchful protector.”

“Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!”

“I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”

“I do wish we could chat longer, but I’m having an old friend for dinner.”

“Yo, MAGA, we did it!”

“Where we go from here is a choice I leave to you.”

“And so, God bless us everyone.”

“I never can wish you a greater happiness than this.”

“Live long and prosper.”

“This is the most beautiful, actually, absolutely perfect, memo ever.”