While President Trump considers himself the “Jobs President,” some of his policies have cost people their careers.

For example, as a result of blowing up boats shuttling drugs to the U.S., there are are now unemployed drug runners looking for work. Here is a list of possible alternative job opportunities.

Go-Fast Boat Rides For Tourists – You might not want to operate off the coast of Venezuela.

Day Trader – If Nancy Pelosi can make a fortune trading stocks on the side, imagine if you did it full time.

Pharmacist – Not sure they quite understand what “druggists” do.

Underwater Salvage – Go-fast boat survivors might just know where there is some sunken “treasure.”

High School Addiction Counselor – Having created the need, why not fill the demand?

Prison Guard – An easy transition since you’ll know a lot of the people you will work with on the first day.

Run For Office In California – Citizen, shmitizen, but only if you register as a Democrat.

Run For Mayor Of New York – There are worse candidates running than you.

Security Guard – Protecting people from violent gang members (Hey, Jose, long time no see).

Informant – A potentially lucrative career, although, short.