Jimmy Kimmel has been “indefinitely” suspended for claiming that the person who allegedly shot Charlie Kirk with bullets* engraved with lefty slogans was a MAGA supporter. Belatedly, Kimmel released a statement about his comment.

“I meant to add “in my opinion” after I slandered Trump supporters,” Kimmel said.

In response to Kimmel’s indefinite suspension, terror spread through the funny people community. In response comedians began adding “in my opinion” to jokes/comments. And the funnier they are, the more “in my opinions” they add, in our opinion.

Here are examples of how comedians are protecting themselves, in our opinion.

Jimmy Fallon: “The big story is that Jimmy Kimmel was suspended by ABC after pressure from the FCC, leaving everyone thinking, WTF!, in my opinion.”

Stephen Colbert: “Hey, Kimmel, you stepped on all my getting fired jokes, in my opinion.”

Greg Gutfeld: “Who cares that he got suspended? Kimmel is as funny as a child-proof cap on a bottle of nitroglycerine tablets. In my opinion.”

Roseanne Barr: “You think getting cancelled is funny now? In my opinion.”

Rodney Dangerfield: “That Kimmel’s not a good looking guy. When he was born the doctor slapped his mother. In my opinion.”

Johnny Carson: “So, Kimmel lost his job. Now he’s so poor that for breakfast he’s going to have to eat Ordinary K. In my opinion.”

Johnny Carson: “Yes, Kimmel’s so poor he’s going to have to share a helicopter with another family. In my opinion.”

Johnny Carson: “Kimmel’s now so poor when he flies his lobsters in from Maine they’ll have fly coach. In my opinion.”

Johnny Carson: “Kimmel’s so poor that he renamed his dog ‘Dinner.’ In my opinion.”

Johnny Carson: “Kimmel’s so poor ABC is only going to let his show lose $30 million a year. In my opinion.”

George Stephanopoulos: “No comment, in my opinion.”

When asked his view of Kimmel’s suspension, President Trump was blunt.

“He’s a no talent loser. His ratings were the worst. Shoulda been fired years ago.”

When it was pointed out that the President did not add “in my opinion,” to his comments like everyone else is now doing, he explained.

“Two words. Presidential immunity. Thank you SCOTUS.”

Then after a second’s thought, the President added, “Is that Justice Jackson a loser or what?”

*Yes, 2nd amendmenters, we know the difference between a cartridge and a bullet, but we didn’t want to get flooded with email from readers pointing out that cartridges don’t kill people, bullets do, in our opinion.