Former Presidential Hopeful, Al Gore, has initiated a new project to take climate shaming down to the personal level. Using 300 satellites, 30,000 ground-tracking sensors and artificial intelligence, Gore’s system can pinpoint individual polluters.

Known for his climate activism, Gore said he is “thrilled to be able to expose the world’s worst polluters.”

However, when the system was turned on, the A.I. had Al Gore at the top of its worst polluters list.

“It’s all the jet travel,” one of the programmers, Elon Musk the 10th, explained. “Mr. Gore does a lot of flying around in his private jet.”

Al Gore immediately explained the result as a glitch.

“If you are going somewhere to stop other people from polluting, then your pollution doesn’t count,” Gore explained. “In fact if you are a climate warrior, your pollution should go in a lock box, and not be counted.”

Before reporters could ask questions, the former Vice President hastily left for a climate summit in Cannes France.

“You have to get there early if you want a space to park a private jet as large as mine,” Gore explained.