Every American knows that the only way to bring down the political temperature is to compromise but neither side wants to go first. To bridge the gap, meridian-street.com suggests the following compromises to bring the nation back together.

1. The left insists there are 63 genders and the right just two. Compromise: 31.5 genders.
2. The left insists that transgirls should be able to play on girl’s sports teams, the right disagrees. Compromise: Yes, but only if the transgirl has the physical strength of Zohran Mamdani.
3. The left wants to continue to arm Ukraine and the right does not want to be involved in another European war. Compromise: Bomb Iran again.
4. The Left wants to describe conservatives as Nazis, fascists, and Hitler and the right wants them to stop. Compromise: The name calling will be limited to odd numbered days, not including Christmas and Easter.
5. The left wants to recognize a Palestinian state, the right will not. Compromise: Yes, but it will be in California where their politics will fit right in.
6. The left does not want Trump to get a third term. Compromise: Um, okay.
7. The left insists Jimmy Kimmel should keep his late night show while the right wants him gone. Compromise: Yes, but most of the country will go back to not watching it.
8. The left wants to boycott Disney since they suspended Jimmy Kimmel and the Right wants to boycott Disney because of all the grooming. Compromise: Boycott the crappy Star Wars sequels/prequels.
9. The left wants to continue deficit spending, and the right wants to too. Compromise: Buy gold.
10. The left wants to lower the voting age to 16. Compromise: Are you nuts?