Pablo Cabrera, an innocent fisherperson struggling to feed his family, is another victim of President Trump’s out of control efforts to stop drug smuggling into the USA.

“I own some fishing boats but when I send them out sometimes they don’t come back ’cause they got blown up by Trump.”

Cabrera was interviewed on his docks where there were open berths because of his missing boats. The boats that were docked were long, sleek, and each had four 600hp Mercury engines attached to their sterns.

When asked about why fishing boats need so many engines, Cabrera clarified.

“When the fish are biting, you have to get there quick,” Cabrera said.

Having explained all the engines in a perfectly reasonable way, Cabrera was asked about the lack of fishing gear on the boats and the presence of assault rifles.

Our customers bring their own fishing gear,” Cabrera explained. “And those aren’t assault rifles, they’re shark guns.”

Next to the fishing boat dock, what looked like a fleet of small submarines sat partially submerged and under a camouflage net. When asked about the submarines, Cabrera answered with pride.

“Underwater tourism,” Cabrera said. “It’s gonna be big.”

“Shouldn’t there be windows in the boats?” the reporter asked.

“Ahhhh, well, of course. Those will be installed soon,” Cabrera said.

As the interview broke up, Cabrera asked for a favor.

“Could you take this package back to the U.S. with you? It’s a present for my niece in Miami. When you get there, just call this number, let it ring three times and then hang up. Someone will come and pick it up.”