President Trump is legendary for his “Red Button” that signals an aide to deliver a Diet Coke. Our crack researchers have discovered that many leaders have similar buttons in their offices.

Here’s what is delivered when these leaders push their buttons.

President Trump – A diet coke on the rocks, now in a glass rimmed in gold.

President Biden – A mega dose of Adderall.*

Vice President Harris – A healthy pour of Chardonnay.

President Bill Clinton – Viagra.

Secretary of Health and Human Services RFK Jr. – Deep fried turkey in beef tallow.

Michelle Obama – Someone to help her set up a Tinder page.

Meghan Markle – An aide to book her on Oprah again so she can plea for privacy.

President Obama – A thesaurus.

Elon Musk – A baby gift for a newborn.

Chris Rock – Bodyguards (button only used when Will Smith is near)

Samuel L. Jackson – A mother @%*^#+@! $%^&$#*& and a mother $*(^&%$#%, and I mean now you #^%$#%&*!

President Vladimir Putin – A specialist in pushing people out of windows.

*We recycled this because we thought it was really funny (m-s.com classic).