While not everyone’s taste, even critics agree that President Trump has an eye for quality and the acumen to get projects completed. Looking toward his post-presidency years (in 3-7 yrs; yet to be decided)here are projects the President is considering taking on to make the world a better place.

Nancy Pelosi’s next facelift

Dr. Jill Biden’s wardrobe

Turning our side of the southern wall into 60,000 racquetball courts.

Obama’s Presidential Library (complete demolition and do-over)

Chicago (complete demolition and do-over)

Joe Biden’s Presidential Shelf in the Greenville, DE public library

Disney’s Star Wars movies

That one block in Portland where there, might be, sometimes, mostly peaceful problems

Katie Porter’s anger management coaching

The prosecution of Letitia “Tish” James for mortgage fraud

Gaza (demolition already complete; building Gaza-lago)

Building a Russian superhighway to Crimea in the newly acquired Donbas region of Russia

Gilding the Washington Monument