Not everyone likes Trump’s interior design for the new White House Ballroom. Here’s how others would decorate the interior.

Barack Obama – A pseudo-Greek temple with big columns.

Governor J. B. Pritzker – A Las Vegas style 24/7 all you can eat buffet.

Chris Christie – That buffet idea’s a good one.

Kamala Harris – What would make it world class would be a world class wine cellar, which would make it the class of world, world class speaking. Hic.

Hakeem Jeffries – With lots of mirrors. The trick kind that make you look thinner.

Kid Rock – NASCAR posters.

Joe Biden – Painted pink and blue like a Baskin Robbins.

Dr. Jill Biden – Floral chintz wallpaper would be nice.

Bernie Sanders – Tents for citizens oppressed by the capitalist oligarchy.

Zohran Mamdani – Yeah, that tent idea for sure. And make the billionaires’ pay for the building.*

Disney Corp. – A rainbow motif with animatronic dolls of all the different genders hung from the ceiling and singing a repetitive song.

Jimmy Carter – Like a Cracker Barrel. Real folksy. The original Cracker Barrel, not the Denny’s-like redesign.

While declining meridian-street.com’s request for a design idea, Laticia “Tish” James did have some advice.

“If you declare the ballroom is the President’s primary residence, you can get a better interest rate and save a ton of money.”

*Billionaires are paying for the building.