British Royals often have multiple titles and honorifics, due to their royalness. Obviously, “Prince,” is an important title to lose, but the man formerly known as Prince lost other titles he prized. Here are some of them.

Grand Poohbah of the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes (Title previously held by Sam Slagheap)

Duke of Nukem (Obsure,yes, but IYKYK)

Chair of the Board of Directors for the Royal Reform School For Wayward Girls

King of Swing (most people thought this referred to music, but now….?)

Most Exalted Brother of the I Phelta Thi fraternity*

High Mayor of the British Branch of the No Kings Movement (a very recent title he awarded himself)

Baron of Butterscotch (earned because of his habit of always having Wether’s Originals in his pocket to lure entice reward children)

Admiral of the Nebraska Navy (Title shared with Bill Murray and Ann Landers)**

Sir Loin of Herefordshire (A rare title)

The Count Balthazar de Bleuchamp (title last held by Ernst Stavro Blofeld)

As additional punishment, just plain Andrew was evicted from The Royal Hunting Lodge and sent to live on a smaller estate. No word on whether there is a minimum age requirement to be one of his female servants.

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*The meridian-street staff suspect someone made this up

**Actually true, except for the Andrew part