Dems who hope to survive the Trump era are already planning for the day when they once again control the Presidency and both houses of Congress. In addition to eliminating the filibuster, the Dems plan to pass the following amendments to the Constitution.
Amendment 28: No Washington DC government buildings can be torn down, remodeled, replaced, painted or power washed no matter how decrepit and useless they are, unless they were President Trump era projects. (for more info go to: goldisgaudy.gov)
Amendment 29: All military personnel can decide theyselves whether an order is legal or not and whether they/them will follow it.
Amendment 30: Only the Bing Crosby version of White Christmas can be broadcast/played in America. Even though he is a white colonizer, his voice is a national treasure.
Amendment 31:Amends Amendment 30 so that the Drifters version of White Christmas can also be broadcast/played in America, ’cause it’s pretty cool.
Amendment 32: The Supreme Court must at all times have a majority of members appointed by Democrat Presidents (for more info go to: rulewithyourheartnotyourmind.com).
Amendment 33: When enforcing immigration law, ICE agents must wear those giant clown shoes and ring a cow bell when walking or running. Further, all suspects must be given a thirty second head start.
Amendment 44: The Electoral College is hereby replaced with ranked choice voting by phone. Voter ID or proof of citizenship is not required because it’s racist, homophobic, sexist and because is suppresses Democrat vote.
Amendment 45: From this day forward, the official founding year of the United States will be 1619. Further, the July 4th holiday will be renamed “Evil Colonizers Day.” Uncle Sam will still be dressed in red, white, and blue, but now be portrayed as a white slave overseer holding a star spangled whip.
Amendment 46: The Babylon Bee is hereby required to make as much fun of conservatives as it does progressives.1 Further, The Bee must stop making fun of Joel Osteen.
Amendment 47: Affirms that America is the greatest nation on Earth.2
Amendment 48: Streaming service is hereby recognized as a human right and Netflix and other services are prohibited from banning password sharing.
Amendment 49: Lowers the voting age to 16 for presidential elections, because if you’re old enough to have pimples, you’re old enough to decide the nation’s future.
Amendment 50: Mandates that the national Spelling Bee be replaced with a contest to see who can remember what all the letters/symbols in LGBTQIA+ stand for.
Because of space limitations, we have had to limit the number of Democrat Amendments we can include.
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