Meridian-street.com asked politicians and celebrities what they were thankful for this year, and here are some of their responses.

President Trump – “Gold. Like it. A lot a lot. It’s like God made it just for me. It’s my precious.”

J.B. Pritzker – Golden Corral.

Taylor Swift – “Finally finding a man hairy enough for me.”

Leticia James – Legal technicalities.

James Comey – The Statute of Limitations.

Most of Congress – The 22nd amendment.

Most of Hollywood – The 22nd amendment.

Melania Trump – The 22nd amendment.

NBC – Shucking MSNBC (i.e. MS NOW).

MS NOW – Splitting from NBC so we don’t have to hold back anymore.

Bill Gates – Improved sleep, since climate change isn’t as big a deal as I thought.

Half Of NYC Voters – The election of Mamdani. This time socialism will work!

Vladimir Putin – A bigger Soviet Union Russia.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy – Less country to have to govern.

Bad Bunny – “The Super Bowl halftime selection committee who, apparently, had never heard my ‘music.’”

Sean “Diddy” Combs – “They restocked Honey Buns in the prison commissary.”

Meridian-street.com hopes that this Thanksgiving you have a chance to spend time with family and friends, and take time to count your blessings.

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*Limits Presidents to two terms.