After the success of his Trump watches, Trump Bibles, and Trump Shoes, the President of the United States of America is releasing Trump branded toys and games. Here’s what you might find under your tree this Christmas.

Lego Trump Ballroom – This premium Lego kit comes with a hundred thousand pieces and when finished, produces a scale model of the White House ballroom that will fill your rumpus room. Warning: Assembly can be challenging since most of the pieces are gold colored.

Lego East Wing (Trump edition) – The pieces in this Lego kit actually can’t be put together to make a model of the East Wing. Just pour the pieces into a pile and it replicates the current state of the East Wing.* Popular with girls since no assembly is required.

Trump Edition Barbie – A variation of the popular doll with an even bigger bust. Career options are limited to Game Show Hostess, OnlyFans Model, Trump Cabinet Secretary, Fox News Host and Elon Musk Baby Mama.

Trump’s Get A Clue: 46 – Based on the popular “who done it” detective game, players collect clues as they move through the rooms of the White House on a game board. The goal is to guess who was President during the Biden administration. Suspects include, Dr. Jill, Karin Jean Pierre, Nancy Pelosi, Hakeem Jeffries, Barack Hussein Obama, Autopen, and Mindy Winsome (White House Intern).

Did Trump Say That? – In this fun party game, players pick a card with a quote and then try to decide whether Trump said it, or Don Rickles. Examples include, “Called a plump reporter ‘Piggy;’ “Called the Governor of Illinois a ‘fat slob;’ “Calls everyone a ‘hockey puck.’”

Trump’s My First Gilding Kit – Designed to bring out the love of gold in young children, the kit comes with a variety of figurines, and gold leafing to apply to the figures to change them from ordinary to beautiful, beautiful, gold. (Warning: Costs $49,999.95 ’cause it has real gold, of course)

Trump’s Official Treasury Coin Collection Folders – These folders have slots for coins and encourages children to find coins from different years and fill in the slots. Note: there are no slots for pennies.

Executive Orders Bridge-It – Game play involves creating a continuous connected path of red game pieces from Trump on one side of the board to “Implementation”on the other side. Opponents can block your path with blue pieces like “Federal Judge Ruling,” “Circuit Court Injunction,” “Legal Technicality,” and “Another Appeal.”

Contents: 40 red bridges; 200 blue blocks

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*Pieces are actually what is swept up off the Lego factory floor at the end of each shift. Larry on swing received a $50 bonus for coming up with this idea.