Reports from soldiers defending the Maduro compound when the US attacked, reported being hit by a sonic weapon that caused dizziness, weakness, vomiting, and sapping their will to live. Sources available only to meridian-street.com have shared details about the weapon.

The new “Sonibomb” can be set to five different levels, each more powerful than the last. The five settings are:

1. Fingernails On A Chalkboard – guaranteed to temporarily incapacitate anyone in range.
2. Roseanne Barr Singing The National Anthem – painful, debilitating, and forces soldiers to take their fingers off their triggers and put them in their ears.
3. Conversations From The View TV Show – Instantly muddles the mind as listeners try to cut through the overlapping inanity in a vain attempt to make sense of nonsense.
4. Democrats Singing On The Steps Of The Capitol – Arrhythmic, off-key, and mumbled lyrics; most soldiers laugh so hard when they hear this that they forget about fighting back.
5. Kamala’s Cackle – The ultimate sonic weapon; soldiers double over, collapse, vomit, and beg to be put out of their misery.

While the sonic weapon was deployed during the attack, Cuban and Venezuelan troops were softened up the night before when the US hacked local streaming services and ran clips of Jar Jar Binks in an endless loop. Has America gone too far?

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