While anti-ICE protesters are having some success in suing ICE agents who try to remove anti-ice protesters, George Soros has committed millions to increasing the number of suits and the amount of payouts.

“Comrade Soros gave us a blank check,” Professional Protester Melanie Malodious said, “but what to spend it on? So we were in a bar one night and NBA basketball was on and we saw LeBron James get touched and then fly backwards and land on his back. The refs actually called a foul and let James shoot free throws. That’s when we got the idea.”

While not cheap, NBA players signed up as long as only Nike gear would be worn at the workshops. Training units include Ground Slapping, to make your fall sound hard, Arm Windmilling, to draw cameras, Oomphing, to emphasize the violence of the impact, and Facial Contortions that communicate anguish and suffering.

While there was initial success with the first graduates of the Flopping Workshop, ICE quickly countered by hiring the worlds best floppers, and brought in professional soccer players to train ICE agents. Now, even the lightest contact results in protesters and agents both flying backward and writhing on the ground.

For the sake of diversity, the protesters also contracted with WNBA players for training, however, while they could flop, their real skill was in beating up Caitlin Clark.

At publication time ANTIFA had taken over the WNBA contract since they specialize in destroying Starbucks locations which are frequently staffed by college educated white women.