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December 11, 2025

Portland City Council Passes Ordinance Banning “Noxious Gases” to stop ICE From Using Tear Gas. Inadvertently Results In Closure of All Taco Bells.

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October 13, 2025

AWKWARD! Kamala Harris Slams U.S. Attorney Lindsey Halligan For Getting Her Position Only Because She Is Attractive And Close To A Powerful Man.

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September 24, 2025

AWKWARD! Al Gore Debuts New Tracking System To Identify world’s Worst Polluter And Finds OUt It’s HIm

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July 22, 2025

AWKWARD! Desperate For Cash, Joe Biden Signs Endorsement Deal For Acme Autopens

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June 19, 2025

AWKWARD! No Kings Protest Confusion! Half Of Protesters Thought It Was About Trump. Other Half Thought It Was About Federal Judges.

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June 17, 2025

AWKWARD! Israeli Commandos Penetrate Iran’s Fordow Nuclear Site, Which Is A Half Mile Underground. Discover It Is Used To Store Social Security Records.

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May 5, 2025

AWKWARD! U.S. District Judge Bans Government From Looking For Waste And Fraud In Government

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March 31, 2025

AWKWARD! Biden Spent $7.5 Billion to Build 8 EV Charging Stations. Protesters Burn down 14 In DOGE Protests. Final Score: -6

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February 22, 2025

Awkward! To Save $$$, America will Stop using The penny and Mint More Nickels Which Cost More to Produce.

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January 23, 2025

Awkward! New Multnomah County Animal Shelter To Cost Upwards Of $85 Million – 3 X Cost of Human Shelter

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