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October 2, 2024

Reviews of the V.P. Debate are In and Watchers Unanimously Agree That Vance and Walz are better candidates For President than Trump and Harris

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October 1, 2024

Man who watches News All Day Can’t Figure Out Why He Is Depressed

MSN Staff
October 1, 2024

GOOD NEWS! All Politicians Running For Congress Say they Will compromise With the Opposition, Thus Ending Political Conflict.

MSN Staff
September 28, 2024

BREAKING NEWS: Scientists Discover That Kamala Harris’s Unique Speaking Style Is Caused By Newly Identified VIRUS: KAMALA-24

MSN Staff
September 26, 2024

Nancy Pelosi Says We have to Elect Kamala Harris to Know what Her Policies Will Be

MSN Staff
September 24, 2024

Kotek Proclaims September “Attendance Awareness Month,” Thus Solving Oregon’s Truancy Problem

MSN Staff
September 23, 2024

Portland State University Students Can Finally Use Their Vandalized Library Again. Most Had Not Noticed It Was Closed.

MSN Staff
September 21, 2024

Kamala Fights Word Salad Reputation With Special Short-Answer Interview. The “Lightning Round,” Went As Well As Expected!

MSN Staff
September 20, 2024

AWKWARD! Study Identifies 3 Competencies Essential For U.S. Presidents. Unfortunately The Skills Are Trust, Communication Savvy, and Data Acumen.

MSN Staff
September 19, 2024

Journalist Wakes From 8 Week Coma and still thinks Biden Is Sharp As A Tack and Kamala Harris Is A Dunderhead

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