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May 23, 2024

Disney Cast Members Vote To Unionize. Immediately, It’s A Small World Dolls Demand A Third Verse To That Damn Song.

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May 21, 2024

Narcan Credited With Saving 3400 Junkie Lives In 2023, Then Researchers Discover It Was The Same Junkie Revived 3400 times.

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May 18, 2024

Junkie Reviving Medicine, Narcan, Credited With Keeping Drug Dealers in Business

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May 15, 2024

Oregon Liquor Control Commission Administrators (“hic”) Will Not Be Prosecuted For Not Controlling Their Liquor (“hic”)

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May 13, 2024

As Israel Nears Its Goal of Exterminating Hamas, Protesters That Shouted “We Are Hamas,” Claim They Were Actually Saying “We Heart Hummus”

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May 7, 2024

Hamas Proposes Ending The War With Israel By Calling It A Tie

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May 2, 2024

AWKWARD! Portland’s Mayor Declares “Illegal Behavior Will Not Be Tolerated,” Thus Triggering Gales Of Laughter

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May 1, 2024

Columbia Calls In The Thursday Night Mowing League to Clear Protesters Off the University Lawn

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May 1, 2024

Columbia’s Missing DEI Director Located In Third Tent On The Left

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April 27, 2024

Sick of Criticism and Lawsuits, Obstetricians Vote to Randomly Assign Gender at Birth Using Dice

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