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August 22, 2025

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August 20, 2025

Melania To Sue Hunter Biden For $1 Billion for Defamation. Hunter Offers To Settle for 3 Of His Paintings but Only If He Can Get Change In Cocaine.

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August 18, 2025

Man Who Assaulted ICE Officer With Sub Sandwich Released on Technicality Since I.C.E. claimed the Roast Beef Sandwich had Sweet Onion Teriyaki Sauce, but the Perpetrator Ordered Barbecue Sauce.

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August 17, 2025

Man Enters His Third Decade Of Protest; Not Singing In Church Until They Bring Back Hymns!

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August 15, 2025

Police In Portland Suburb find Body Parts In River And Assume They Are From The Same Person, But Hey, It’s Portland, So…..?

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Trump To Ban Iranians From Shopping At Costco And Other Punitive Actions

Oregon School District Closes Schools 2 hours Early When Temperature rises to 76F, Thus Saving An Untold Number Of Young Lives!

Massive Nationwide Increase in Cognitive Dissonance As MAGAs Realize They Should Oppose Troops in Cities And Progressives Realize They Should Support It!

President Trump Considering Replacing His Closing Phrase “Thank You For Your Attention To this Matter” With “Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!”

SHOCK! Crime Stats In Washington D.C. Up 30% Due To Trump’s Enforcement Surge As Criminals Are Actually Arrested For Crime

Melania To Sue Hunter Biden For $1 Billion for Defamation. Hunter Offers To Settle for 3 Of His Paintings but Only If He Can Get Change In Cocaine.

Man Who Assaulted ICE Officer With Sub Sandwich Released on Technicality Since I.C.E. claimed the Roast Beef Sandwich had Sweet Onion Teriyaki Sauce, but the Perpetrator Ordered Barbecue Sauce.

Man Enters His Third Decade Of Protest; Not Singing In Church Until They Bring Back Hymns!

Police In Portland Suburb find Body Parts In River And Assume They Are From The Same Person, But Hey, It’s Portland, So…..?

Ukrainian War Breakthrough! Putin Agrees to Give Back Occupied Ukraine If Trump Gives Back Alaska. Trump Offers Canada Instead.

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