Portland Follies

December 17, 2025

Not everything in Oregon is getting pricier. Frog Costumes Cost More, but Downtown Skyscrapers are much cheaper. Here’s what costs more and what doesn’t in 2025.

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December 11, 2025

Portland City Council Passes Ordinance Banning “Noxious Gases” to stop ICE From Using Tear Gas. Inadvertently Results In Closure of All Taco Bells.

MSN Staff
December 10, 2025

Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission Orders Recall of Hemp Cigarettes Spiked With THC. Strangely, None Of The Joints Have Been Returned.

MSN Staff
November 28, 2025

Portland Cracks Down On Street Addicts!!! If They Don’t Accept “Diversion” They will Be Given A Citation Written In All CAPS!

MSN Staff
November 19, 2025

Man With Meat Cleaver In His Carry-on, Boards Flight In Portland But Fortunately TSA Confiscated The Nail Clippers In HIs Pocket

MSN Staff
November 18, 2025

Portland-opoly Game Released. “Go To Jail” Square Replaced With “Visited By Street Response Team,” And Other Portland-Esque Features

MSN Staff
October 23, 2025

Portland Area Middle School Lunch Food Contaminated With Oven Cleaner. Students Say It Improved The Taste.

MSN Staff
October 17, 2025

Bike Rentals In Portland Plummet After Emergency Naked Bike Ride

MSN Staff
August 31, 2025

Losing Ground To Muslims In Minneapolis, Christians Plan To Implement Call To Prayer Six Times a Day.

MSN Staff
August 26, 2025

Oregon School District Closes Schools 2 hours Early When Temperature rises to 76F, Thus Saving An Untold Number Of Young Lives!

MSN Staff

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Portland Follies

Not everything in Oregon is getting pricier. Frog Costumes Cost More, but Downtown Skyscrapers are much cheaper. Here’s what costs more and what doesn’t in 2025.

Portland City Council Passes Ordinance Banning “Noxious Gases” to stop ICE From Using Tear Gas. Inadvertently Results In Closure of All Taco Bells.

Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission Orders Recall of Hemp Cigarettes Spiked With THC. Strangely, None Of The Joints Have Been Returned.

Portland Cracks Down On Street Addicts!!! If They Don’t Accept “Diversion” They will Be Given A Citation Written In All CAPS!

Man With Meat Cleaver In His Carry-on, Boards Flight In Portland But Fortunately TSA Confiscated The Nail Clippers In HIs Pocket

Portland-opoly Game Released. “Go To Jail” Square Replaced With “Visited By Street Response Team,” And Other Portland-Esque Features

Portland Area Middle School Lunch Food Contaminated With Oven Cleaner. Students Say It Improved The Taste.

Bike Rentals In Portland Plummet After Emergency Naked Bike Ride

Losing Ground To Muslims In Minneapolis, Christians Plan To Implement Call To Prayer Six Times a Day.

Oregon School District Closes Schools 2 hours Early When Temperature rises to 76F, Thus Saving An Untold Number Of Young Lives!

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