Portland Follies

June 10, 2025

Portland Agrees to Pay $2 Million IN Reparations to descendants of displaced Residents. Then Goes “Double or Nothing” Twice With Plaintiffs And Now Has To Pay $8 million.

MSN Staff
June 6, 2025

Portland Changes Route Of Grand Floral Parade To Force Visitors To Visit Downtown

MSN Staff
June 6, 2025

Portland Hopes That New Fish-less Aquarium Will Attract Visitors Down to Its People-less Squares, Employee-less Offices, and Diner-less Restaurants.

MSN Staff
May 28, 2025

Oregon Senator Merkley Concerned With What Goes Down The Toilet. Introduces “WIPPES Act.” Reporters Chortle Uncontrollably.

MSN Staff
May 16, 2025

Update: Portland Street Artists Withdraw Lawsuit to Stop the Freeway Cap When They Concoct Plan to Paint The Ceiling like the Sistine Chapel

MSN Staff
May 12, 2025

Portland Graffiti Artists Sue to Stop Project To Put Cap on Rose Quarter Freeway because Their Art Was Meant To Be Viewed In Natural Light

MSN Staff
May 7, 2025

Recent Recovery of 8 bodies IN Portland’s Rivers: “Just Another April,” Multnomah County sheriff’s officials say

MSN Staff
April 18, 2025

Oregon Legislators Introduce Record 3500 Bills To Fix Problems Caused By Previous Thousands Of Bills Passed

MSN Staff
April 14, 2025

Thanks to RFK Jr., Americans Shocked To Learn That Donuts Are Bad For Us! Why didn’t Someone Tell Us?

MSN Staff
April 9, 2025

AWKWARD! Portland Discovers Why Their Sobering Centers Are Mostly Empty. It Turns Out Drug Addicts Like Getting High.

MSN Staff

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Portland Follies

Portland Agrees to Pay $2 Million IN Reparations to descendants of displaced Residents. Then Goes “Double or Nothing” Twice With Plaintiffs And Now Has To Pay $8 million.

Portland Changes Route Of Grand Floral Parade To Force Visitors To Visit Downtown

Portland Hopes That New Fish-less Aquarium Will Attract Visitors Down to Its People-less Squares, Employee-less Offices, and Diner-less Restaurants.

Oregon Senator Merkley Concerned With What Goes Down The Toilet. Introduces “WIPPES Act.” Reporters Chortle Uncontrollably.

Update: Portland Street Artists Withdraw Lawsuit to Stop the Freeway Cap When They Concoct Plan to Paint The Ceiling like the Sistine Chapel

Portland Graffiti Artists Sue to Stop Project To Put Cap on Rose Quarter Freeway because Their Art Was Meant To Be Viewed In Natural Light

Recent Recovery of 8 bodies IN Portland’s Rivers: “Just Another April,” Multnomah County sheriff’s officials say

Oregon Legislators Introduce Record 3500 Bills To Fix Problems Caused By Previous Thousands Of Bills Passed

Thanks to RFK Jr., Americans Shocked To Learn That Donuts Are Bad For Us! Why didn’t Someone Tell Us?

AWKWARD! Portland Discovers Why Their Sobering Centers Are Mostly Empty. It Turns Out Drug Addicts Like Getting High.

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