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November 28, 2025

Portland Cracks Down On Street Addicts!!! If They Don’t Accept “Diversion” They will Be Given A Citation Written In All CAPS!

MSN Staff
November 18, 2025

Portland-opoly Game Released. “Go To Jail” Square Replaced With “Visited By Street Response Team,” And Other Portland-Esque Features

MSN Staff
November 11, 2025

Americans Thank New Yorkers For Being Willing To Live In Tall Concrete Rabbit Warrens so The Rest Of Us Don’t Have To!

MSN Staff
July 14, 2025

Oregon To Increase Voter Registration By Automatically Registering People Who Buy Blue Hair Dye.

MSN Staff
June 6, 2025

Portland Hopes That New Fish-less Aquarium Will Attract Visitors Down to Its People-less Squares, Employee-less Offices, and Diner-less Restaurants.

MSN Staff
December 7, 2024

Updated Holiday Song Lyrics: “The Blue cities Carol”

MSN Staff
October 21, 2024

Free Spirit Street Citizen Who Lives Off the Grid, Refusing To Be Crushed By Modernity, Complains About the Quality of The Tents He Is Given

MSN Staff
October 15, 2024

After Persistent Two-Star Reviews, Multnomah County Oregon to upgrade the Quality of The Tents Given To Homeless

MSN Staff
September 10, 2024

Portland Police Take Drug-Sniffing Dog to Homeless Camp and The Dog has been high Ever Since

MSN Staff
August 22, 2024

Multnomah County Sheriff Morrisey O’Donnell Reluctantly Agrees To Try Enforcing The law As An Experiment

MSN Staff

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