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Portland

August 7, 2025

You’re Worse Than We Are. Uh-Uh, You’re Way Worse Than us! Dems and Reps Debate Redistricting.

MSN Staff
August 4, 2025

Portland’s Failing Downtown Experiences An Economic Surge From Protests. Mayor Secretly Begs Trump to Act More King-Like.

MSN Staff
July 31, 2025

Kamalaesque – You Too Can Create New Adjectives! Just Add “esque” To Any Noun.

MSN Staff
July 14, 2025

Oregon To Increase Voter Registration By Automatically Registering People Who Buy Blue Hair Dye.

MSN Staff
July 2, 2025

Cities Remove Excitement From Fourth Of July To Make It More Inclusive

MSN Staff
June 24, 2025

M-S.COM Classic: Boeing 737-9 Door Plug Problem

MSN Staff
June 20, 2025

Portland’s New WNBA Team to Be Named “Fire.” Beats Out Second Place Name, “Portland Graffiti.”

MSN Staff
June 10, 2025

Portland Agrees to Pay $2 Million IN Reparations to descendants of displaced Residents. Then Goes “Double or Nothing” Twice With Plaintiffs And Now Has To Pay $8 million.

MSN Staff
June 6, 2025

Portland Changes Route Of Grand Floral Parade To Force Visitors To Visit Downtown

MSN Staff
June 6, 2025

Portland Hopes That New Fish-less Aquarium Will Attract Visitors Down to Its People-less Squares, Employee-less Offices, and Diner-less Restaurants.

MSN Staff

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