Librarians are often bibliophiles, however, even they prefer to read digital versions of some books. Here are the top ten books librarians prefer to read on a Kindle. 

1. A Pictorial Guide to Skin Diseases; Harry Carapace – I only got to the third chapter before I had pustules on my fingers.

2. Self Gratification; Dr. Ruth – Because, ick!

3. The Art of the Deal; Donald Trump – You can’t find copies in a public library since librarians won’t purchase them. They are too busy getting ready for banned books month.

4. What To Do After You’ve Been Diagnosed With Leprosy; Les Hans – Can’t turn pages if your fingers rot off.

5. The Wit and Wisdom of A.O.C.; Chat GPT – Digital versions are popular for people with nearly full storage since the book takes less than one kilobyte of storage.

6. Biden: My Autobiography; Anonymous – Most of the pages in library copies have Let’s Go Brandon scribbled on them with black Sharpies.

7. Any book previously checked out by Jeffrey Toobin – See #2 above.

8. The Big Bathroom Reader; Reggie Larity – Library copies often have pages ripped out for some reason.

9. A Twelve Step Program for Compulsive Paper Licking; Lingua Degusto – Why are all the pages warped?

10. Any of the Twilight series books; Stephenie Meyer – Men prefer e-readers because you can quickly switch screens when someone approaches. It’s better for your manhood that others think you’re looking at porn, than stressing over the relationship between Bella and Edward.