Flush with success after capturing Socialist President Maduro of Venezuela, there are reports that President Trump is looking to remove another socialist leader.
“Mamdami. Mandani. Mamdani? Whatever his name is. He’s gotta go. Be gone big time. Did you hear that line he said about warm collectivism? Commie! I called it. A bright red commie.”
Initial reports are that a U.S. aircraft carrier task force is steaming toward New York where they will set up a blockade.
“Surrender, or we’ll come and getcha!” President Trump said. “Might as well get that A.O.C. too. Maybe some others.”
When contacted for a comment, Seattle’s new socialist mayor was unavailable, since she was hiding in a bunker somewhere in the CHAZ (Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone).
At publication time, there are reports that the U.S. military is building a replica of Gracie Mansion for Seal Team 6 to practice breeching.





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